Boulder Energy Future propaganda website: Energy Future 

In the technology world they have a saying, “Good, Fast, Cheap, you can only pick two.”

But when it comes to municipalization in the People’s Republic of Boulder, there are no tradeoffs. From their propaganda mailing piece that arrived over the weekend, here is what municiplation brings:

Municipalization is the term used for creating a local utility and moving away from a for-profit, investor-owned electric utility (in our case, Xcel Energy). For Boulder, it’s an opportunity to create our own electric utility—one that runs on cleaner energy, is cheaper, supports innovation, and serves the public.

No tradeoffs at all. Municipalization is truly the promised land. Cleaner energy, cheaper, supports innovation and serves the public. Only in Boulder can you have your cake and eat it too.

Citizens of Boulder, a simple question: “Are your really so effing stoopid that you believe this bullshit?” Yea, I thought so.