Hey Jared,
I’m sick of seeing your mugshot everywhere, especially the Daily Camera website. Of course, that’s not surprising since hell would freeze over before I’d vote for you.
That said, I find myself forming two conclusions about you that seem like reasonable deductions:
1. You really really like to see yourself
and
2. The amount of dollars you’re spending lead me to question your fiscal responsibility and your lust for power.
Well, perhaps that’s three conclusions!??
Here’s to hoping you lose.